IN THE NEWS TODAY...

Hi everyone, I was reading through the news today and came across two very different stories, but both comically ironic.

First story (on espn: http://sports.espn.go.com/oly/news/story?id=4409318)
Headline:

IAAF calls for Semenya gender test

Summary of Story : Basically this female runner from South Africa is awesome, and looks like a dude, so everyone thinks she's a he. And so they are going to give her a gender test. Here is my favorite quote from the story. "

IAAF spokesman Nick Davies said the "extremely complex, difficult" test has been started but that the results were not expected for weeks.

The verification requires a physical medical evaluation, and includes reports from a gynecologist, endocrinologist, psychologist, an internal medicine specialist and an expert on gender.

They are doing a "Gender Test", and they claim it's complex, difficult, and it would take weeks. Pull down the broads pants, look for a wiener, test over. Does it really take a gyno, endocrinologist (I have no clue what that is), psychologist, internist, and gender specialist to figure out of this person has balls or not. On the same note how is someone a gender expert? Can I claim to be a gender expert? I have a pretty good sense on what gender people are.. Just something to think about.

Second Story (on chicagosuntimes.com: http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/1724076,brookfield-zoo-lawsuit-dolphin-081909.article)

Headline:

Woman suing Brookfield Zoo after fall at dolphin exhibit

Summary of Story: Some women was a dumbass and fell at Brookfield Zoo. That same dumbass women is probably broke so is suing the zoo because she was a dumbass. Quote from the story:

"A Chicago woman is suing the Brookfield Zoo, saying she slipped and fell at the dolphin exhibit last year because employees there “recklessly” encouraged the sea mammals to splash water in the stands at the spectators."

Okay, everyone walks through a hotel lobby, restaurant, etc. and wonders how much they could sue a place for slipping. But nobody actual does it. Except this dumbass woman. First thing, she was the dolphin show at Brookfield Zoo, usually there is water involved with that. Water and walking usually makes for slippery conditions. The best part about this dumbass woman is she thinks the problem was employees "recklessly" encouraging the sea mammals to splash water. HAHAHA... are you serious, have you been to sea world, this is what that dolphins do, they jump over things, do tricks, and splash water.

My question is how do you Recklessly encourage a dolphin to do anything. Damn employees were drinking and telling the dolphins to splash water. Damn employees they must not have been looking at the dolphins when telling them to splash water. Dolphins are going to splash, and cheap dumbass woman are going to sue zoos for stupid reasons.

Crazy C going out for a beer ---