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Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Allagash the Beer, not the River ---- BEER REVIEW




Get Ready for it. That's right, BEER REVIEW time. I know everyone relies on my beer reviews to find the best beers around, so I'm at again, and have a unique beer for you today.

Allagash White
(5.0% ABV) An interpretation of the Belgian Witbier style. Spiced with CuraƧao orange peel and coriander. 175 Calories, comes in bottles It is very tasty. Recommended serving temp 38-50 degrees. Just serve it cold. Brewed in the good ol' USA.

1. Smell: Very nice, fresh, soft smell (4/5)
2. Appearance: Allagash White has a very nice light color. The head is nice (head is always nice) and foamy, good consistency. Overall very very strong appearance. (5/5)
3. Ability to Drink Large quantities of it: Can't do it. Don't try it. Heavy beer that is hard to drink in large quantities. Definitely not a beer pong beer (2/5)
4. Hangover affect: Can't drink enough of it to come close to a hangover so that is a plus and a negative. (3/5)
5. BS affect: Things tend to be solid, and does not lead to bad BS's. But drinking a lot of this beer can take your stomach for a ride. (3/5)
6. Sex Appeal: This beer could make you sexier if you aren't sexy at all. It's more of a sophisticated type of beer. But, I doubt this beer can lead you pass first base. Simply put, you wont get your balls played with just cause you are sipping on an Allagash. (3/5)

20/30 -- Overall great tasting beer, solid performer, but a casual beer. Not a partying beer. A big bonus is that Allagash is fun to say.

That's all I got today. This blog is dedicated to a girl from DR work. Because apparently she is a fan of the beer reviews, and I'm a fan of fans.

Crazy C going out for a beer -----

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