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Wednesday, June 24, 2009

BRAVO TV .... BRAVO on sucking



So as you see the face at the side represents how I feel about this subject. Subject being: BRAVO TV...

Bravo TV is garbage, their shows are terrible, fake, and overall more harmful to the United States of America than North Korea.

Here is the biggest problem : Bravo TV claims some of their shows are reality TV..... which is crap... If they were to label themselves: EXTREMELY OVER DRAMATIZED REAL PEOPLE, IN MADE FOR TV SITUATIONS, WHILE TRY TO BE SOMETHING THEY AREN'T FOR THE CAMERA .... TV I would have no problem with Bravo.


Let's start with The Real Housewives:

Problem: Very few of them are actually "Housewifes": By definition (a housewife is a married woman who manages her own household, esp. as her principal occupation. )

- Getting your nails done while bit**ing about some other ugly lady getting fake boobs, does not constitute as managing the household.

- Yelling at your nanny, to get the maid, to clean up after your child, who you never see does not constitute as manging the household.

- Having no husband = no housewife

Problem: The "fights" on these shows are over dramatized, not real, and made for TV.

- Getting a fellow "housewife" drunk, and having your teenage son try to f*** her: Never f**king happens

- Flipping over a table, at an extremely nice restaurant, because some ex-stripper, coke head, name changing, mother of two called out a different housewife: Never f**king happens

- Going into a hot shot recording studio, to record an album, WHEN YOU CAN'T F**KING SING A NOTE : Never f**king happens.

BRAVO TV, do you think that these random outrageous things happen and you are lucky enough to catch them on camera.....Ha Ha.

This new show really put me over the edge last night:NYC PREP

Problem: 15, 16, 17 year olds, run around the New York City, going to clubs, upscale restaurants, and fashion events without any problems, limits, or parents to be found anywhere. Bullsh**

I know kids are more mature now at younger ages, but really, 15 years old drinking at clubs in New York City, doing drugs, and hooking up with "16" girls a month. My ass, you are 15, you look 15, and any club that allows kids like that in their club, are SHUTDOWN.

16 year old living in the city with only her 18 year old brother, parents live in the hamptons.
Bullsh** somebody should take those kids away, if that's the truth.


Bottom Line is SAY WHAT YOU ARE, if BRAVO considers these shows, reality TV, they are lying to everyone.

Please feel free to discuss!

Crazy C going out for Beer---

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