I don't hate many things in life, but one thing I do hate is traffic. Being from Chicago there is always traffic. To me there are two kinds of traffic:
1- Cluster Fu*k traffic: When there are just too many people on the road, due to the over population of our city coupled by the fact that everyone goes to work, and comes home from work at the same time and it causes a Cluster Fu*k on the roads.
2- Dumb fu*k traffic: This traffic occurs when a dumb fu*k gets into an accident, and dumb fu*ks on both sides of traffic feel the need to slow down and stare at dumb fu*k number 1. (note: accidents do happen, so in some cases dumb fu*k traffic is not caused by dumb fu*ks.
Dumb fu*k traffic is usually called, or referred to as a Gapers Block.
I have a huge problem with this term, mainly because "Gape" or "Gaping" or "Gapers" has two meanings ( Gape can be a verb or noun) which can make the term Gapers Block mean two opposite things. (note: This is fu*king annoying, the English language sucks balls. Sidenote: Brazil should be spelled Brasil as well.). The dictionary definition of Gapes:
- –verb (used without object)
| 1. | to stare with open mouth, as in wonder. |
| 2. | a wide opening; gap; breach |
Like I said those of us who watch porn every once in a while know that gaping is something that is wide open. (whispering eyes) and something that you absolutely don't want to stare at.
I don't understand why Gape needs two different definitions, one is sufficient. Make up a different word Webster. Webster is a biotch.
Anyway, If anyone uses the word Gapers Block, please correct them because now, its officially known as a DUMB FU*K BLOCK.
Thank you,
Crazy C going out for a beer.
I think i can offer some very insightful comments here, as i commute 25 miles each way to work on one of the most congested roadways in the city.
ReplyDeleteIt astounds me that even when there is no accidents, the traffic gradually gets worse and worse each day, then starts over on monday. I have a simple solution. If you arent going to or from work, dont drive between 6 and 9 am and 4 and 7 pm. Simple. stay the fuck off the roads. please. run your errands another time. it amazes me when i see people in their cars yelling about why there is so much traffic when it is clear they are not commuting to or from work. the answer is you. you are the problem. so wait until later to run your errands.