Beer Review: Coors Light aka. Silver Bullet

Today is going to be my weekly Beer Review: Silver Bullet edition, and I want to talk about my beef with bottle openers.

Coors Light, or the "Silver Bullet" as I like to call it is a delectable beer on cheap side of beers. Its very light and easy to drink, they used to have awesome commercials in which John Elway would play football in the mountains, and he was gigantic. Awesomeness. Coors Light is like the short kid, who is good at basketball, but always gets picked second or third in pickup games due to his height. When purchasing beer, Coors Light is never the first choice, but if you do select Coors Light, you will always be happy with it.

1. Smell: At first crack this beer smells great (4/5)
2. Appearance: The silver bullet has a great light color and perhaps the best can/bottle its silver which is cool and when the mountains are blue you know your beer is cold. (5/5)

3. Ability to Drink Large quantities of it: Comes in 30 bombs, and it easy to lose count of how many you downed (5/5)

4. Hangover affect: Coors Light can lead to a slight hangover, maybe its the fact drink 30 at a time or its the Coors Light, either way its a hangover. (3/5)
5. BS affect: Not going to lie, things could get a little loose and liquidity (3/5)
6. Sex Appeal: This beer does not make you any sexier, but def. could lead to sex. (4/5)

(24/30) Not Shabby!

Okay, a quick note about beer opener key chains. Did anyone thing about what exactly they were producing before they did it. Key chain + Beer Opener......

Key chain holds Keys
Keys start Car

Beer Opener opens beers
Beers lead to stupid shit
Beers and Cars don't mix...

Therefore Bottle Opener Keychain equals drunk driving.

I believe beer opener keychains promote drunk driving. I also believe giving free samples at liquor stores promote drunk driving, public intoxication, disturbing the peace, etc... Therefore if you have a bottle opener keychain, and or have been taking free samples at the liquor store your awesome, but be careful.

Crazy C going out for a beer -----