Wii Fuck

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A couple weekends ago my friends and I came up with a great idea for a Wii video game. The game is appropriately titled Wii Fuck. With the Wii Fuck video game also comes the Wii Fuck video game belt. Which you wear during the game and simulate the thrusting motion of sex.

Basis of the game: You create a character, male or female, and you start your adventure. The ultimate goal is to have sex with many people, to become a sex master / sex icon if you will. But nothing comes easy in the Wii Fuck world.

You need to go around to bars and other community places and work your "game" on potential sex partners. There are a series of mini games which if you complete, makes it easier to pick up potential mates. Mini games will help your character: become more appealing to potential mates, will give your character better pick-up lines, will help your character analyze potential mates for possible problems better, will help your character become better at Wii Fucking so you can have repeat sex etc.

So on to the part everyone wants to know about the actual Wii Fucking. To successfully wii fuck a partner, one must thrust using the Wii belt, hard enough and long enough to satisfy that particular girls wii fuck meter. Note: Different mates have different wii fuck meters. (i.e., more experienced girls take longer, etc.)

Wii Fuck obstacles: There are always obstacles in games same goes for Wii Fuck. Example obstacles are:

- Money problems - don't spend to much buying mates drinks, because you are on a budget.
- Adult beverages - Be careful, if you give a potential mate to many drinks there could be problems.
- Wrap it up - You have the option in Wii Fuck to wear protection if you do its harder successfully wii fuck someone. But, if you don't wrap it up, you could end up with kids or diseases. Which ultimately makes it very hard to find mates. (Note: Crazy Chicagoan always encourages people to have safe sex, Wii or not.)
- Be careful - You don't want to have Wii sex with underage people, that will land you in jail.

Those are some examples of obstacles.

Overall you get the idea of the game, I hope you enjoy, and I'm open for suggestions or comments.

NOTE: THIS IS ALL FOR FUN, DON'T TAKE ANYTHING IN HERE TO SERIOUSLY......

Thanks.

Crazy C going out for a beer ----